Heartfelt New Baby Wishes for Your sister the security Guard. Funny

Hey Sis! Congratulations on the little one – I bet you’re already practicing perimeter checks and ensuring maximum cuteness is maintained! Seriously though, wishing you and the family all the best, and hoping you can sneak in some sleep between diaper changes and baby patrol. Enjoy this precious, chaotic, and wonderfully secured time!

Hey Sis! Congratulations on the little one – I hear protecting precious cargo is your specialty, so you've got this parenting thing covered! Just promise me you won't use your security protocols on diaper changes. Wishing you and the family all the joy and zero stress (though a few alarms might be inevitable!).

Dearest Sister,

Congratulations on your new arrival! I hear the tiny terror is already eyeing up the best hiding spots – probably plotting their escape from diaper changes. Between you and me, I suspect they're already practicing their stealth moves, having inherited your excellent security guard skills. Prepare for years of playful pranks and cunning schemes – may your coffee be strong and your patience even stronger! Welcome to parenthood, you magnificent, slightly sleep-deprived super-spy!

Dearest Sister,

Congratulations on the new addition to your family! I hear the little one's already practicing their stealth moves – probably inherited from their Aunt's top-notch security guard skills! Just imagine, a tiny, adorable super-spy in the making. Prepare for sleepless nights filled with hushed whispers and miniature covert operations. May your days be filled with the joyous chaos only a newborn can bring, and may your nights be... well, let's just say, you'll need that security guard training! Sending all my love and best wishes.

"Congratulations, Sister! A new baby is on the way to keep you up at night, just like your shift as a security guard keeps everyone else up at night! But in all seriousness, this is a joyous occasion and I hope you get to enjoy every moment of this new chapter in your life. May your days be filled with diaper changes and sleepless nights, and may your nights be filled with sweet dreams of finally getting a full night's rest. Best wishes!"

Dear Sister, I just wanted to extend a warm and humorous welcome to your newest family member! And as a security guard, I'm sure you'll be cracking jokes with your baby in no time, keeping the nursery safe and filled with laughter. Wishing you and your little one a lifetime of love, laughs, and inexplicable security guards' humor! Congratulations on your beautiful baby! Best wishes, [Your Name]

Sister, congratulations on the newest addition to your family! I bet you're already practicing your best "baby growl" to keep those tiny fingers and toes safe. Hope you're getting plenty of sleep...just kidding! Enjoy every minute of this wild and wonderful journey. You're going to be an amazing mom!

Dearest Sister,

Congratulations on the newest addition to your family! I bet you're already an expert at keeping them safe and sound, with all that security guard training. Little ones can be quite the slippery bunch, but I know you've got exactly the right skills to prevent any midnight escapes! Enjoy every precious moment – it goes by faster than a speeding intruder!